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How to have great sex outdoors!

What is more exhilarating and rejuvenating than the risqué act of having sex in public places? This forbidden, yet so natural, adrenaline-infusing act unleashes our most primal erotic urges and makes for a great fuck! Want to turn up the heat in the bedroom? Step outside!

While most people enjoy having sex outdoors for its exciting novelty value - the kinky excitement of doing it in public. It can also be a very romantic experience. Making love to someone under a starry night sky is simply beautiful.

Whether on top of a mountain or by the ocean, it's a beautiful experience and without a shred of doubt an unforgettable sexual encounter and memory!

But before you grab your partner by the hand, drag them outdoors, and have sex like wild bunnies; let’s discover some good spots and their pros and cons. Let’s avoid making a mess of the sexcapade.

 

Be feral

 

Risky is sexy, getting caught is not

While making love in your enclosed garden is nice, the rush just isn’t the same as when you risk getting caught. Risk makes having sex outside exciting. But the reality of getting caught is not necessarily as fun.

Try to enjoy the thrill but avoid risks when playing in public places. While many of us might enjoy having sex outdoors, few might wanna run into strangers fucking in the park. Unless you want your ass to end up on YouTube (or in cuffs) - it`s best to avoid being busted and be smart about your location!

Always make sure to check and follow your local laws and regulations. While many states and countries (such as Sweden) don’t expressly outlaw having sex in public, getting caught might get you charged with disorderly conduct.

With that said, let’s take a look at how to maximize the pleasure and minimize risk!

 

There is a time and place for everything

There's a stark difference between having sex in a sequestered spot on a remote beach and banging it out outside of a school on a Monday afternoon. Don’t be creepy when choosing your locations. You do not want to involve others without their consent.

Let’s take a look at some good places to have sex in public.

 

 

Go for a ride!

Having sex in a parked car isn’t just for horny teenagers and sketchy extramarital affairs. Car sex offers a whole range of privacy and is surprisingly exhilarating. The car is a great semi-outdoor spot during cold winters. Larger cars with roomy back seats work best, for obvious reasons… and while it’s perfectly fine to fuck inside the car, opening the car doors or stepping outside opens up a whole new world of pleasurable possibilities.

Yes! Contrary to popular belief cars can actually be really fun sex furniture! Use the whole car to your advantage! Put your foot on top of the wheel, get on top of the trunk and get eaten out, ...Be fun, kinky, and creative!

 

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Into the woods we go

Nothing screams sex like the forest. Nature seems to bring out the most primal parts of us. Almost as if our brains were temporarily re-wired by an echo from a time long gone. And for me, my body starts pumping feel-good hormones like never before! Strip me away from all the intricacies of modern society and what remains is 6 million years of evolutional hard coding… I take one look at my partner and I’m hungry!

hunt!

The woods are a great place to have sex outdoors because it’s easy to find a good secluded place where you can fuck and moan to your heart's content. Find a nice soft patch where you can set down a blanket or go at it against a tree. That part is up to you to decide!

Having sex in the woodland after nightfall adds an extra layer of excitement and kink to the sexcapade! It’s natural for us to feel vulnerable standing naked and exposed in the woods at night. That’s 6 million years' worth of red flags… and a great way to add a rush of adrenaline!

Having sex in the woods after dark is kinky and all, but be careful. It can be treacherous at night. Don’t stray too far and stay away from areas known to have a lot of wild animals. Nothing is scarier than having to run for your life while being chased by a wild animal.

Chased

Sex on the Beach, but not the cocktail

The beach. Such a romantic place to make love. Feeling the scorching sun against your lotioned sun-tanned bodies. A cool breeze blowing in from the ocean as you lean in and touch lips…

Oh my god! There is sand INSIDE OF ME!

Yup. There is no good way to say this. Sand is a huge problem and is not intended for internal use. If visiting a sandy beach, make sure to plan for it. Set down a large blanket and try to keep the sand away from you. Patches of grass are preferable, but unfortunately not always available

Rocky beaches or cliffs are good as long as you bring something soft to put beneath you. Doing it doggy-style kneeling against rocks is just a tad too masochistic for my taste.

The best part of having sex on the beach? You're already nearly naked! Or fully naked if you're visiting nude beaches in Sweden!

 

Under the sea!

Large bodies of water are great places for love-making. The reflective water surface offers privacy, and as long as you stay away from unsuspecting people that are Snorkeling, you should be fine!

Having sex in the water is exciting. It allows for thrilling experimentation and odd, but pleasurable, sex positions. This is probably the closest to sex in zero gravity most of us will experience and is like a Kamasutra life hack! Pick up your partner and spin them around with ease.

With that said, if you're suddenly feeling horny while taking a swim with a lover, you might want to opt for some heavy petting. If you’ve ever had sex in the shower you probably know that water doesn’t make for a good lubricant! The same is true when having sex underwater. Having intercourse underwater will most probably fill you with said water. While being filled like a water balloon might wash out the sand from your insides, it might not be too good for your health. Having sex underwater can rinse away your natural lubrication and increase the risk of micro-abrasions. This is best avoided by using a high-quality silicone-based lubricant. The silicone doesn't wash away as easily as a water-based lubricant and offers protection from dryness and friction. Avoid having sex in highly chlorinated pools!

Always make sure to pee after having sex in the water! This helps reduce the risk of contracting a UTI.

 

 

Pitch a tent and go camping!

Camping isn’t just a great way to reconnect with nature. Having sex under the stars by a small campfire is truly a one-of-a-kind experience. The illumination from the flames, the cool breeze against your naked butt, and the enveloping sounds of the forest drowning out your moans.

“Tie me to a tree and let’s roleplay, baby!”

Fuck by the fire, fuck in the tent, fuck tied to a tree! Don’t miss the opportunity to make your next camping trip into an explorational sexcapade. Plan ahead properly so you can go wild in the wilderness. Make sure to add your favorite sex toys, lubricants, and kinkiest fantasies to your packing list!

Roleplay tied pirate

Revise your packing list!

Being spontaneous is fun and all, but it can also be a recipe for disaster. If you're planning a sexcapade, make sure to bring items you might need.

  • An extra cushion or mat. This will make sex outside more comfortable.
  • Lubricants! Water-based lubricants are easy to wash off but not suited for sex in the water. Silicone-based lubes on the other hand are hard to wash off and can be a hassle if you're outdoors. But they work great for sex in the water.
  • Sanitary wipes, toilet paper, and extra towels. Make sure you have what you need to clean up and dry off if necessary.
  • Your favorite sex toys & gear. Charge your toys, bondage rope, or any other props you might need.
  • Batteries. For any battery-driven sex toys you might bring with you.
  • Condoms. Just make sure to tie the open end of the condom after use and bring it with you. No throwing used condoms in nature!
  • Eco-Friendly Bug Spray or insect repellant. “Yay!” to killing off a few pesky mosquitos to protect your beautiful naked butt. But let’s try to keep your local bird population alive, ok?
  • Music speakers. Great to drown out moans and for setting the mood.
  • Enema bulb for anal douching. Prep before heading out if you’re planning on having anal sex. You can also bring single-use anal douches (perfect for camping trips). Never use water from rivers, springs, etc. when douching. Only use potable tap water or bottled water.

 

Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

So what are you waiting for? The time has come to pack your things and venture out for a thrilling sexcapade alone, with a partner or a group of friends! Give way to your primal impulses and come back as a new person. The many health benefits of sex, adventure, and nature will not only help you relieve stress, but it will also set your sexual desire on overdrive! It’s simply a great way to spice up your life.

alpaka

 


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